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A person who doesn’t have tumblr showing me something

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Them: look
Me: I saw that already

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thatlolblog:

canada looks really broken

u ok canada

guccimom:

i hope boys think it’s cute when a girl eats a tray of brownies by herself

genericmexican:

I laughed a little harder than I should’ve

don’t blog for the followers blog for the fabulous

I asked my mirror if there is someone better looking than me. So far he’s quoting all 7 billion people in the world..

  • me: OMG CONCERT TICKETS
  • concert tickets: way too expensive
  • concert tickets: too far away
  • concert tickets: you're visiting your grandparents in narnia that date
  • concert tickets: 18-year limit
  • me: but
  • concert tickets: No.
  • artists: I got bored, so I drew this amazing picture.
  • musicans: I got bored, so I wrote a new hit song.
  • gif-people: I got bored, so I put up this gif-set that really shows their feelings.
  • photoshopers: I got bored, so I edited this picture and made it even more awesome than it was at first.
  • writers: I got bored, so I wrote this incredibe fanfiction.
  • me: I got bored, so I refreshed my dashboard.
  • Teacher: Why did you not study?
  • Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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